Thursday, April 10, 2008

Only in Hong Kong

We were talking today about things that you only experience in Hong Kong. They can be pretty funny, so have a read.

Only in Hong Kong can you ...

- Carry an Octopus in your pocket (Octopus is the mass transit card)

- Buy fried entrails on a stick on street corners

- Meet people with names like Apple, Milk, Kinky, and Bread

- Find ice cream flavors of Red Bean and Green Tea and Potato

- Find the most McDonalds per capita

- Spit the bones from your food out onto the table in a nice restaurant

- Find the longest connected line of escalators to take you up a big hill in the Mid-Levels (and they only go up, you have to walk down)

- Find footprints on the toilet seats in the ladies' bathroom (they actually put up signs telling you not to squat on the seats)

- See public toilets for dogs

- See dogs carted around in baby strollers, with little jackets and booties on

- Go to a restaurant called "Modern Toilet" where you sit on a "throne"

- Not find plain vanilla ice cream or a plain white t-shirt

- See a t-shirt where Mickey Mouse is misspelled

- See sick people wearing surgical masks when they are out

- Have pink and red be complemetary clothing colors

- Have a free roller coaster on the public transportation

- Pay only about $20 US for an amazing number of cell phone minutes to other countries

- Find people who unashamedly ask if you want to buy a fake handbag or copy watch

- See contruction workers wearing flip-flops on a work site

- Hear normal conversations that sound like arguments (it's all those tones they use!)

- Meet people who want to take a photo with you because you're white or black

- See everyone make the peace sign in all their photos

- See pink dolphins

- See bamboo used for scaffolding

- Find Hello Kitty Tetris

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

u speled mispelled rong - j/k - you are right.

Space Coyote said...

In the Philippines:
1. I did meet a girl named Apple
2. People wanted to take their picture with me because I was black and I had braids in my hair
3. The people building the Habitat Houses usually only wore flip flops on their feet...while mixing cement.